Are You Ready For Some Football? And tears? Lots of tears?

I expected the silly commercials. I prepared for how much I would overeat. Jennifer Lopez showing off her stripper movie moves was magnificent, but still expected.  Even her uncomfortable crotch-riding outfit was, on some level, expected (but wasn’t she dying for sweatpants?)

What wasn’t expected was that I would have to take a cry break in the middle of the game. In the Google commercial titled “Loretta,” an elderly man tells his GoogleAssistant details he remembers about his late wife. Get ready for a cry break.